Aimee L. Sword Jailed
aimee l. swordA woman who pleaded guilty to having sex with the biological son she gave up for adoption and later tracked down on the Internet has been sentenced nine years to 30 years in prison.
Aimee L. Sword, 36, of Waterford Township apologized at her sentencing Monday in Oakland County Circuit Court. She had pleaded guilty to one count of first-degree criminal sexual conduct in a deal with prosecutors.
Instead of allowing Aimee Louise Sword of Waterford Township, Detroit to breed authorities in the U.S should have given careful consideration to having her spayed.
If that didn't work any number of vets would have been happy to have her put down.
This genius - who has had some of the internet punters drooling - pleaded guilty to having sex with the biological son she gave up for adoption and later tracked down on
the Internet.
Fortunately the courts were very nice about it sentencing her to nine years to 30 years in
prison. No pressure on Aimee mind - if she can't do the whole stretch she must just do as much as she can.
The 36 year-old yummy mummy, guaranteed to be a hit in prison, apologised during sentencing in Oakland County Circuit Court.
In terms of a plea bargain with prosecutors she pleaded guilty to one count of first-degree criminal sexual conduct.
According to the police the genius used Facebook in 2008 to track down her 16-year-old son - whom she gave up for adoption as an infant - and they had sex in Waterford Township and Grand Rapids. (The movie will have the remix of Dueling Banjos).
Waterford Township is 50 kilometers northwest of Detroit and obviously not far enough away.
Rumours that the son is changing his name to Eddy Piss are thus far unsubstantiated.
A study into the connection between full frontal lobotomies and adoption should now be undertaken as a matter of urgency if this case is anything to go by.
Next thing we'll have is a book on parenting emerging from a prison near Detroit. Entitled "Relative Humidity" - the sweat you get on your balls when you do your cousin.
If that didn't work any number of vets would have been happy to have her put down.
This genius - who has had some of the internet punters drooling - pleaded guilty to having sex with the biological son she gave up for adoption and later tracked down on
the Internet.
Fortunately the courts were very nice about it sentencing her to nine years to 30 years in
prison. No pressure on Aimee mind - if she can't do the whole stretch she must just do as much as she can.
The 36 year-old yummy mummy, guaranteed to be a hit in prison, apologised during sentencing in Oakland County Circuit Court.
In terms of a plea bargain with prosecutors she pleaded guilty to one count of first-degree criminal sexual conduct.
According to the police the genius used Facebook in 2008 to track down her 16-year-old son - whom she gave up for adoption as an infant - and they had sex in Waterford Township and Grand Rapids. (The movie will have the remix of Dueling Banjos).
Waterford Township is 50 kilometers northwest of Detroit and obviously not far enough away.
Rumours that the son is changing his name to Eddy Piss are thus far unsubstantiated.
A study into the connection between full frontal lobotomies and adoption should now be undertaken as a matter of urgency if this case is anything to go by.
Next thing we'll have is a book on parenting emerging from a prison near Detroit. Entitled "Relative Humidity" - the sweat you get on your balls when you do your cousin.