Neither has eaten a full meal in years, but both Shenae Grimes and Mischa Barton present themselves as sex symbols.
They wear skimpy clothing, they pose seductively, they have breasts.
The former might be an anorexic bitch, and the latter might have recently been hospitalized for psychiatric evaluation, but you know what Lil John says: men want a "freak in the bed" anyway.
With that in mind, choose your preferred malnourished partner below. Will it be the skeletal 90210 star, or the batty Beautiful Life actress?
[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]